All 31 game Reviews


The Blind Swordsman The Blind Swordsman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

...what the fuck man...
the dark souls of flash games...


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Pact Pact

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

why are there so many fucking random battles what is going on.


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Zombie Tormentor Zombie Tormentor

Rated 2 / 5 stars

This is another Cut the Rope game.

Originality is scarce on Newgrounds.


KotubukiMedia responds:

huhuhuhu.... I have no originality.


Pokemon -- Flash Version Pokemon -- Flash Version

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Moves were completely thrown off.

Aura Sphere doesn't have 10 PP. It has 20.

Tackle doesn't have 15 PP. It has 35.


Powerfull responds:

Of course. Maybe this wasn't in the description, but not everything is EXACTLY the same as in the Pokemon games. The numbers are numbers I have chosen.


Zombie Home Run Zombie Home Run

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Never in my life have I..

1: Seen a flash game this awesome.
2: Heard such great music
3: seen such smooth gameplay
4: spent 20 minutes of my life on a compelling story.
5: had a 4-some.

And I'm still waiting on the day that I do.


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Motorcycle Fun Motorcycle Fun

Rated 3 / 5 stars

A bad Trials HD remake.

First of all, the physics engine in this game is completely construed. The acceleration and tilt functions are pretty bad.
Second of all, the music.. or dear god, the music. At least put different tracks at different levels.
Third of all, fix the lives thing.

Still, it's better than anything that I can ever do. Good job.



Mother Judgement Mother Judgement

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Congrats on the front page Jordan.

You little faggot, you. <3

Nah. But seriously, nothin but love for you.
You better respond to this >:C


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Have Faith Have Faith

Rated 5 / 5 stars

RED PIXEL DUST!!

I'm giving this game a 10 because glomag is so fucking awesome.

Also, this shit is hard as fuck.



One Chance One Chance

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You're a fucking douche

1: Put a replay button in the fucking game.
2: Awesome concept, love the music
3: PUT. A REPLAY. BUTTON. IN THE GAME.


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Atsuke Breath of Darknes Atsuke Breath of Darknes

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Omg. Thanks a bunch!

Thanks for putting my song in your flash, guy! Awesome game.


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FerchoXSS responds:

thanks to you for the dramatic song! hehe...